Let's see what we got here in our salad dressing aisle... a raspberry vinaigrette. Cool. Cool. Asiago Caesar dressing, garlic going down...alright, alright. Godd...what?

What the hell is Goddess?

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"Made with Goodness"...

What does that even mean? Because all I see is that flowers, garlic, lemons, sparklies and goddesses (plus the world) went into the making of this salad dressing.

Psh.

Hipsters.