I know better.

I would not say I'm a veteran of standing in lines for launch parties and events at Nintendo World but I've stood in a line for Nintendo on at least four other occasions that I can recall.

I've seen the madness of many of their other lines and hence, I have only myself to blame for cold toes and getting there later than I would have liked, to partake in festivities.

But how can you blame anything on that adorable green-clothed man?

Long Lines and Frozen Digits: The Sacrifices Made in the Year of Luigi
Is there anything in this picture that isn't adorable? Okay, maybe the one-eyed orange ghost thing is uh, questionable at best.


You just can't do it, can you?! Unless you're a Mario Loyalist, in which case, I am judging you. Did you feel the glint-laden stare? That was all in jest...

...or was it?

None of the first world problem stuff matters though because lines (once you've secured your spot with a wristband that confirms your existence) can be rather fun things.


You meet like-minded people.

You meet crazy people.

You try to think of yourself as not being a crazy person but others may disagree.


But at the end of it all, you get to buy a game a day early and unwrap that new smell and take it up your nostrils. I'm not sure where else you would take a new smell up into but I typed ridiculousness and so it shall remain.

With your new game in hand that you will probably throw on a backlog because after all these years you're still one of those people who refuses to start something new if you're already involved in another venture (and/or you're one of those people who just can't play multiple games at once), you happily collect your swag and head upstairs for the party.


This being the Year of Luigi (hey...wait, I thought it was the Year of the Snake?!), Nintendo planned something special for the launch of Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon.

There's something completely amazing about a bunch of Luigis in one room and Nintendo decided to dress us up as the younger, better brother. Moustaches and Luigi hats were given as the gift for this event with the purchase of the game (and if it's free, it's for me!) because somehow Nintendo knew it would be frickin' hilarious to have a bunch of people in over-sized Luigi hats take over a glass building and spill out into the streets. Who knew?


There was a video chat with the dashing brother himself and he took questions from fans. Someone asked him about Sonic and it must have been a hilarious response because the person was in a fit of laughter after the exchange. I began wondering if Charles Martinet was stuffed in a tiny box behind the visuals so that the conversations could be so on point.


An attendant decked out in a formal butler-type outfit operated the elevator to second floor where games of "Luigi Pictionary" and whatever else (I don't know, I did not stay that long as it was crowded as all hell and had a hungry friend awaiting my return for dinner plans - I was scared she would go all zombie on my face) were taking place.

He lied to me and told me there was some interesting surprise waiting at the top - and yeah, there were quite the number of Luigi folks shouting out their best guesses to some terrible drawings - but I was half expecting a Boo to pop out some place. He made it seem all so mysterious!


Long Lines and Frozen Digits: The Sacrifices Made in the Year of Luigi
There's a game of Pictionary going on in that sea of green hats.

Alas, disappointed at the sad lack of Boo, I watched the back of green hat heads for a while and then made my way out. I have no idea what sort of prizes were given out but I hope someone got a Poltergust 5000.


Long Lines and Frozen Digits: The Sacrifices Made in the Year of Luigi
Come now, surely the cutest thing you've ever seen, right?

Later that evening when my friend and I made our way to Grand Central with our Luigi hats on our heads, it was cool when people hailed us out.


"Aye, LUIGI!!!", was a pretty standard response and the sort of respect Luigi deserves.

"What's with the Luigi hats?", we were met with by some suits.

Why not Luigi hats?

It's the Year of Luigi, after all.

Time to party or alternately, go hide in a corner.

Currently listening to: "I'll Be Alright" by Passion Pit. At $2.99 on an Amazon deal, I wanted to know what the fuss was about. Now I find myself oddly compelled to these almost trashy Euro synth, mix...hipster weirdness. Not convinced that this album is great though but the catchy sort of songs are exactly the kinda things I need these days. No worries, I'll go back to torturing myself with some The Black Keys soon enough now that I have that much more of an appreciation than I did just a year ago.